Joy

A post-menopausal woman who is moody and grumpy and and a tendency to speak down to people. She has a dark cropped haircut with whisky greys coming through and wears glasses with a gold chain. Her preferred style is pant suits and patterned button up shirts and flat cushiony comfortable leather shoes.

Oh god I’ve just had a phone call from Joy.

Joy is coming by shortly, I want this house spotless.

by Teagz88 February 14, 2022

Jetpack Joy Ride

When two consenting individuals put their bare asses together to touch buttholes, the Jetpack Joy Ride occurs when BOTH parties fart/pass gas simultaneously , thus creating opposing forces and the buttholes lift from each other but return back when the joy ride is over.

Me and Larry both did BIG FARtS at the same time, it made for a crazy Jetpack Joy Ride

by belibopter June 12, 2023

Bundle of joy

When you bundle a bunch of weed into a pipe and smoke dat Mary Jane

Me and my homies were smoking a big ass bundle of joy last night

by Kingreepher November 13, 2023

Feline Foot 'n Joy

The world's first "Hands Free" cat toy invented by Josh M. Burns.

Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!

My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.

by Hydrobrew May 13, 2011

Joy-Jean

An extremely obese black girl who often eats KFC.

Ew! Look at that Joy-Jean over there

by gg223412 June 12, 2025

The After Joy

January 2, the official post-Christmas clean-up day filled with ever-elusive pine needles, missing extension cords, broken tree ornaments, over-the-top recycling of plastic and cardboard, and finding space for things you don't have space for.

"Hey, honey. Whew, he holidays are over. Let's just kick back and relax today."

"Are you kidding? I'm not looking at this tree for another week. Let's kick it to the curb and get all these boxes out to recycling."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Today's The After Joy."

by C. B. LEE January 4, 2012

Joy

You’re lucky if you meet a Joy. She’ll do whatever it takes to make you smile and can bring humour into any situation. She most likely has a dirty mind but doesn’t share the thoughts. She overthinks a lot and has low self esteem even though she is literally such a pretty girl. She is secretly depressed and uses humour as a coping mechanism, and no one notices. She’s a for lifer, keep her safe!

“Have you met Joy? She’s so pretty!!”

“Joy is literally so funny!”

by Pearlz January 14, 2024