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the coolest fckn bitch aliveeee ! she is pretty , and petite , and funny , and cocky in the good way (; , confident , outgoing , eats a lot but doesnt gain anythhhhing , typically a jordan is a girl who is quite a nice person to be around because she just brightens up the room . she makes you have amaaaaazing orgiiiis ! and , she is like , a good girlfreen , theeee best , (: she knows that when you suck diick , it should not be teeeethy ! she is just like perfect . and people love her no matter what , cause she always knows when to fight back and when to stop and apologize . people looooooove heeeer .<3 she's skinny , and has AMAAAAZING hair , and nice eyes . OH AND SHE DOES VERY NICE IN SCHOOL . VERY SMART .
fcccckn , i love that girl named jordan . sheeeee 's perfect .<333333
Jordan by that one guuuy (; August 13, 2010

Jordan Lindemann 

An individual with freakishly huge arms. Also may posses the ability to consume large amounts of pussy drinks and cocktails like McGillicuddy's. He also may take the game of beer pong a little too seriously when attempting to shoot. He also has a vagina and doesn't remember his first beer.
" If I work out and do curls everyday for the rest of my life, i will develop arms like Jordan Lindemann'
Jordan Lindemann by truefriend69 August 20, 2010
Jordan in most cases is describe as the most perfect male specimen that was ever created, however when Jordan refers to a female it's astonishing how perfect this girl is. She is beautiful but she doesn't know it, which shows how much she is not a self centered bitch... She smart and very elecqintly spoken, very hard worker and has all this potential in life... An amazing friend that will always have your back even if your 100% wrong and you never ever have to worry about running her mouth because she will take anything you say to the grave... Jordan is a extremely funny person and is a huge smartass which is perfect because she can give shit back to anyone anytime and anywhere,,,, basically a goddess to men and an awesome friend to women..... If you are not a Jordan you sure wish you were!
Gary: omg look at that girl
Peter: yeah she is beautiful
Gary: I'm going to spit some game at that Jordan
Peter: I called dibs

Gary: snooze you lose

A few minutes later....
Peter: how did it go with the Jordan
Gary: funny thing is that's her name
Jordan by Eggplanteater69 June 13, 2013
Girl 1: Have you seen that girl jordan over there?

Girl2: no

Girl 1: she's face down ass up eating all that fried chicken.

Girl 2: oh that's cause she is trying to impress zaddy
jordan by Zaddyzickk December 7, 2016

Liam Jordan 

Gorgeous, lovely and one heck of an amazing guy. He's a definate lady's man and ALWAYS lives life to the full..

Liam Jordan is also slang for..
THE FITTEST OF FITTIES
Oh I wish you were Liam Jordan..
Liam Jordan by 941702 July 4, 2009
Jordan (Jore-Dan) coming from the Latin-Greek word deriving from Jordanith king of Leading (or successfully securing an objective or point in life situations). Jordan is one who makes the opening move, not afraid of risky situations, and is always there for his friends or (teammates); one to 'cap', making the initiative to secure from enemy's or life's tough situations.
"Hey did you invite Jordan to our party?"
"Idk man Jordan isn't good at securing objectives, tackling life to its fullest. Like that chick over there, he may not be able sinc.

"Well his name comes from Jordanith king Of Leading so I feel confident for him, he'll pull it off."
"We can hope to God, Johnson."

"Okay brodster"
Jordan by Prodster May 7, 2013