jonathan

He is a guy that loves BIG BLACK COCK and loves sucking on it for DAYS.

ey Guys! Run a Jonathan is near!! get away before he starts to suck your dick

by the best pimp April 23, 2019

jonathanwhatthyfok

Used to ask your buddy what are they doing because it just dont make sense

"im going to cook this wad of cash in the microwave"
"Jonathanwhatthyfok"

by WHat the frickedy frick February 19, 2019

Jonathan

A lil pussy who talks big behind your back but when confronted, turns to a complete wimp. No accomplishments, can’t talk to girls at all. A total 60 year old virgin and a football team reject

Jonathan is such a wimp. He talks bad behind my back and says nothin when confronted. What a puss puss.

by Dr. Penguin 101234 March 3, 2019

jonathan lee

He is a game master, worship master, and the smartest person in the world. He will soon take over the world with his singing and playing ability. A famous quote by Jonathan Lee is, "I’m not off key I’m just harmonizing."

Try to be Jonathan Lee

by BURPY123 March 4, 2019

Jonathan

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.

Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch”

by imhabesha March 16, 2019

Jonathan

A fuckin weirdo, that one kid that tries to hit on every girl yet still seems to get rejected by all of them

Jonathan keeps sliding in my dms ew.

by hillbillybongbong March 19, 2019

Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!

People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.

by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019