Kehillah Jewish High School 

A bunch of druggies whose parents pay 30,000 dollars a year for a college level education. To bad all the people are too focused on getting high on drugs and the social ladder. Everyone is fake, nobody likes anybody and yet somehow everyday is filled with smiles and laughter (especially when there are shadows). Oh and all your personal information is known to every student and teacher and is known usually faster than you do yourself.

people get regular extension on homeworks and tests. People talk behind everyones back. At kehillah Jewish High School, everyone appears to love one another but truly they dont. People at kehillah think they are better than any other school. (only because they are sheltered and have never experianced anything else) people at kehillah are dumb.

Kehillah Jewish High School by Anonymous2168 April 14, 2008

brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch

Brent Austin Miller (terrorist) from Lytton, Iowa fucked tiffany johnson also from Lytton Iowa when she was 13 and he was 18 and then again when he was 19 and then he took his sister to her senior prom and tried to get laid........he succeeded he also has a gay ass jewfro and a small dick that didnt please tiffany or his sister.

brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch doesnt add up to nick's fingers

brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch by chandlerjepsen11 September 30, 2012

wanna be jewish 

What you say to someone when you want to get really high.

Hey Ryan, wanna be jewish tonight and really get baked?

wanna be jewish by doogiesanders September 23, 2011

you're jewish 

completely made for shits and giggles, has nothing to do with actually being jewish and is not being used as a racist remark. founded out of being in a jewish fraternity and of complete boredom.

defined as being just plain random with no real meaning and only used to throw people off and make them wonder what the fuck was just said, leaving them scratching their heads in awe

Max: yo are we still going to party on front street tonight? what time we gonna go?

Alex: shut up, you're jewish...

you're jewish by JR: Founder of "you're jewish" April 8, 2009

Russian-Jewish 

When you look up someone famous on Wikipedia, like an actor, and check their early life.
Every. Single. Time.

Wikipedia, Early Life
John Smith was born to parents of English, Irish, German, Hungarian-Jewish, Polish-Jewish and Russian-Jewish descent.

Russian-Jewish by KockaKola December 23, 2021

International Jewish Conspiracy 

The International Jewish Conspiracy, or IJC, is group who runs everything in the United States government, and possibly the whole world. They are responsible for killing Mr. Orange and pouring radioactive liquid on retarded kid's genitals.

"As a representative of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I'd like to inform you that we're almost out of gas."

"as with world war II the IJC controlled hitter to kill "

International Jewish Conspiracy by ROFLCOPTER|O_S January 15, 2008

Kehillah Jewish High School 

A private school in Palo Alto currently located in what looks like an office building right across the street from the JCC. However expensive, Kehillah provides it's students with a college level education and a community that they can identify with. Some would say it's more of a family than a school. Kehillah has around 150 students so everyone knows everyone and can show their true colors all the time without worrying about being judged harshly.

I'm wearing sweatpants and no makeup to Kehillah Jewish High School today because I can!

Kehillah Jewish High School by Leppersarepeopletoo October 24, 2009