Jersey Stoplight

Anything thats not actually a stop light that can stop your car. For example another car, a wall, a person etc.

Colin: Yo man i was almost a Jersey Stoplight.

Christian: Good god man you need to watch out when you cross the road.

by Gandalf the Giant March 1, 2011

Jersey Drifter

A person from New Jersey who has sex with almost everyone in New Jersey and all of its visitors.

Davi - Angelina is definitely a Jersey Drifter.

Gus - I think we're the only ones we havent slept with

by Fap Jacks March 9, 2012

Jersey Hamburger

When you're going to pound town and you fold her in half "hamburger style" putting her feet behind her head. There's a proud New Jersian who claims that this is his signature move making it the Jersey Hamburger.

Vinny: Hey Tony, you get a piece of ass last night?
Tony: Yea bro, I have her the ol Jersey Hamburger.

by Fhritp16 July 29, 2016

jersey andrews

literally the best person in the world. go fuck yourself if you think otherwise.

“wow! jersey andrews is the best person in the world! she is so much better than anyone in the world. she litterally solos goku & eren yeagar!”

by arminsgirlfriend July 22, 2021

Jersey Bet

A foolish, hubris-based bet formed with little to no foreknowledge of the subject of the bet or the participants; resulting in the loser being utterly defeated.

I wouldn't bet that a Filipino couldn't beat a spicy food challenge. That's the epitome of a Jersey Bet.

by T'Rezi July 13, 2016

Jersey meatstick

Tan, spiked hair, muscley fist-pumping meathead from NJ. Aka guido.

Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.

by Yum-yum hole November 27, 2010

New Jersey

Simply put, the best state in the Union. Too often, Jersey is judged on Newark and Camden and the slums. But the Jersey Shore and yes not the beach but the shore is the best. Everyone who hates Dirty Jerse should go Down the Shore. We have kickass pizza and bagels, and the best diners in america; food is where its at. We gave you Springsteen and the Sopranos, We have 2 NFL teams in Rutherford. And yeah we do know how to tawk.

New Jersey is a kickass state, the haters should shove it.

by Matt0912 July 21, 2009