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Jersey-walk

A term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. Usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. Use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. Named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, badass New Jerseyans.
"I jersey-walked through the entire store and got all my shopping done in 10 minutes flat."
by heatherhez March 9, 2012
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Jersey Hot

When a girl is hot with looks clearly derivative of a typical Jersey girl. (i.e. sweat pants partially unzipped hoodie, sweatshirt) Usually has long black hair, is Italian. Possibly obnoxious and loudly annoying.
Guy 1: she's pretty hot
Guy 2: yea but she's 'jersey hot'
Guy 1: too bad I'm not a douche bag, I'd be all over her
by Iactuallylikejerseygirls August 29, 2013
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Jerseyneck

A redneck from new jersey. primarily found in the south jersey and even more prevalent below Rt 322 (aka the Mason-Dixon Line if it ran thru NJ). Considered to be a rare breed of rednecks that is quite distinctive from other rednecks being that they act like rednecks with their own dialect and form of social activities.
You might be a Jerseyneck if you have a big truck and always say your from South Jersey (segregating from North Joisey I mean North Jersey and the Jersey Shore).
by rebellious90 November 15, 2013
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jersey smooch

Jersey smooch: When a man puts peanut butter on his dick and a woman puts peanut butter on her vagina and they perform oral sex
Ben gave Dorita a wild jersey smooch last night!
by Johnoooooooo February 1, 2014
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Jerome Joseph

Most kind, trustful and loving man you will ever meet. Often a traveler living a wild and carefree lifestyle. JJ's are full of surprises and therefor very popular with his friends. Positive attitude and openminded persons. Their competitiveness and immaturity might be annoying now and then, but you will forget about it all when he takes you to his bedroom.
Known for British humor, funny hairstyle and passion for film, skating and dogs. Loves some naughty talk.
The guy to make your friends jealous with.

Guaranteed extreme good sexlife.
Guy one: my friend just got totally loved up. Decided to move to Australia just for his girlfriend...
Guy two: sounds like a Jerome Joseph

Girl one: youve seen all the photos of ... in the parc?

Girl two: yeah, looked like a surprise party.

Girl one: ah, clearly, must be done by a JJ
by 123itwasntme June 6, 2015
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jersey compliment

A jersey compliment is When you try to say something nice but it comes out sounding like you intended to insult the other person; or
When you say something nice but you're actually insulting the person
The following would be jersey compliments: "Yo, that's the smartest thing I've heard you say, bro!" Or: love your pink shirt's popped collar, bud.
by Zuluswag January 7, 2016
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Jersey Boyz

The process of during a gay orgy, all individuals climax at the same time, and upon this the moans performed post coitus creates a musical chord- to truly resemble the bond that compares to the Jersey Boys
Dude 1: "yo, did you hear of that Jersey Boyz up at Philip's last night?"

Dude 2: "oh shit yeah that was a pretty good D minor"
by Dankemmes December 30, 2016
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