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Jurassic jerk

1. A dino-sized jerk.

2. Being sexual aroused and pleasuring your-self to dinosaurs.
1. Some people on urban dictionary are jurassic jerks.

2. Everytime he watches Jurassic Park he locks himself in his room to jurassic jerk.
by insertopinionhere[ ] May 13, 2016
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jerk-out

When you're supposed to be in the gym, but you don't have the energy or motivation to work out. So instead of working out you jerk it
John: Yo bro wanna go to the gym?
Dan: Nah fam, I think I'll just have a jerk-out day.
by JerkingJerky May 29, 2019
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Public Jerk

When you masterbate in public and blow your load on someone's body
"I just did a Public Jerk on this hot damn girl"
by Person54 May 26, 2018
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guilt jerk

to make someone feel bad for you to induce them to do something.
"but mom it's time for me to grow up! i should be allowed to stay out after midnight!"

"but honey, you're so precious to me! i couldn't deal if something happened to you! i'd die!"

"-grumble- fine mom i'll be back at 11. i can't believe you would guilt jerk me like this!"
by thentheresmee January 25, 2010
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circle-jerk

A circle-jerk is a gathering of young naked guys who all whack off and give a volunteer/lucky guy Gay Bukkake and have him suck their dicks clean and swallow their hot creamy loads.
We had a circle-jerk party , and I was the guy who got to suck off some of my fellow cadets and fulfill some of my Challenge Coin tasks!
by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021
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circle jerks

People who repeat the same actions over and over expecting different results but yet get nothing accomplished and wonder why.
"Poor me" saps that are confused about why they have the same problems continuously and put the blame on everyone or everything else around them.
They're just a bunch of "circle jerks"....not going anywhere...but always doing something.
by Betty Crawford January 9, 2008
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your a jerk

a song by the new boyz which is very common among teenagers. it also goes with a dance.
ayy thats my song! your a jerk! your a jerk! i know!
by rick james beyatch October 24, 2009
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