jeet

A sexy beast that would fuck your wife and marry her. He is the best person in the world

Jeet is a motherfucking beast

by Purebossness May 24, 2016

Jeetus

A sudden rush of shit to the brain

That was stupid, you must have Jeetus

by Doigy42 September 20, 2018

jeeped up

To be excited, nervous, or over-stimulated.

I was all jeeped up after 3 cups of coffee.

by CSMHPH January 3, 2009

jeep

a vehicle that when used in any off road environment, besides a dirt road, will usually break something.

Jeep...there's always something to fix

Junk Each and Every Part

They wrote the book on four wheel drive...but it was a sad story

I got your Jeep thing...now it hurts when I pee...

by ed$$ December 11, 2004

Jeebus

Jeebus was born over 2000 years ago and started the religion of Crustianity. Jeebus Crust is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh.

Jeebus Crust is the savior of the one and only true religion, Crustianity.

by Spirit of Truthiness November 24, 2007

Ask Jeeves

To type in a keyword(s) to the web search engine Ask.com. Jeeves is the mascot for the site.

"What does Julie Andrews look like?"
"Why don't you Ask Jeeves?"

by foo_foo November 6, 2007

jeet kune do

"Way of the Intercepting Fist"

An American martial art philosophy invented by Bruce Lee. JKD takes what is useful and assimilates it into it's arsenal. Of the martial arts, it is the least restrictive. Any one who practices JKD in the same way as Bruce Lee is doing it wrong, it is intended as a way of personal expression. Truely an American idea, it has no set techniques.

I'm tired and probably screwed this up, read the Tao of Jeet Kune Do by: Bruce Lee for the full scoop.
-AP

JKD, it sounds funny!

by AP January 4, 2004