January 12th

January 12th is national Premier Inn day!
Everyone go to Rugby Town Premier Inn to celebrate

Person 1 - "hey I was at a premier inn on January 12th to celebrate national premier inn day"
Person 2 - "...."

January 12th by Ftfft2828 January 12, 2024

January 13th

All about your girlfriend day! Praise her and take her on a shopping spree, or simply just make her a card and tell her you love her, do a nice gesture to remind her you care.

“What day is it?” “It’s all about your girlfriend day bro wdym? Did you forget?” “Oh! Isn’t that the holiday where you praise your gf for 24 hours?” “Yeah bro January 13th all about your girlfriend day, don’t forget.”

January 13th by Evan grazer January 12, 2024

january 18th 

Eat pussy day !! (use this wisely ladies)

Emma: do you know what day it is?
Simon: january 18th ?
Emma: no you bafoon.. its eat pussy day !!
Simon: oh well !! i better eat your pussy then

january 18th by mighty hawk January 18, 2024

January 13th

National make it official with your crush day. ☺️

Guy 1: dang man I really have a crush on this girl

Guys 2: bro it’s January 13th tell them

January 13th by baddieswolf.gang February 19, 2024

January 14

This is a day to throw anyone shorter than you in your friend group into a blender and drink their tasty flesh

It’s January 14 I’ve been waiting for this…

January 14 by TheFastestManAlive December 4, 2024

January 12th

Attack big necked people

Person 1: watch out luch someone might get you today

Person 2:why?
Person 2:it’s January 12th and you got a big sad neck.

January 12th by seam123 January 12, 2025

January 14th 

Free feet pic day

gimme feet pics
nah
its january 14th

January 14th by sigma wolf January 14, 2025