by mrfancycrackers September 15, 2007

by mselisabs January 17, 2012

The explosive mondo dukes that result from...
a. Too much nicotine
b. Pod that does not suit the respiratory system (e-cigarettes)
c. Being incapable to handle nicotine in the body, and thus exits through an explosion out of one’s anus
a. Too much nicotine
b. Pod that does not suit the respiratory system (e-cigarettes)
c. Being incapable to handle nicotine in the body, and thus exits through an explosion out of one’s anus
Damn... I just went through a whole pod and had the worst nic shits of my life! Bitch sorry about your toilet it was like a grenade blast in that shit. I’ll pay half for a new can.
by Cranjus McBasketball IV May 11, 2018

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.
Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.
Matt: Whys that dude?
Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.
Matt: Whys that dude?
Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.
by Professor Pod July 9, 2011

by assualt911 March 18, 2009

by optiprisms September 21, 2019

The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.
"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."
by Big $exy! January 31, 2020
