irish up

-verb: to irish up {ahy-rish uhp}

1: to put whiskey into.

2: to combine with whiskey.

3: to infuse with alcohol.

Hostess: "Can I irish up that coffee for you, dear?"
Guest: "No thanks. I have to drive home tonight."

Guy 1: "Dude, I was trying to get with Cathy last night! She's so hot, but she's such a frigid bitch!"
Guy2: "You just have to irish her up first. Then, she'll be like butter in your hand, if you know what I mean."

Son: "Why is Dad crying over that picture of Grandma?"
Mother: "He's all irished up. You know how he gets."

by Biff Atlas December 14, 2010

irish pennant

Nautical term: a stray or unnecessary piece of line, fabric, or anything else of an untidy appearance.

"You have an irish pennant on your pocket, shipmate"

by aquafish August 16, 2004

Irish divorce

A wife bears six or so children- husband then deserts them.

My cousin Eileen and her brood were surprised to learn they had become the unfortunate subjects of an Irish divorce.

by Emmett Everett McWhorter August 4, 2006

Irish Plow

When you are fucking a chick doggystyle and she is using her arms to hold herself up. You pull her arms out from under her and she falls flat on her face. Thus, looking like a plow.

Irish plow

by SJLAX September 29, 2008

Chicago Irish

The people in Chicago who, along with the pollacks, have the jobs, money, and connections.

Isn't it great being Chicago Irish? We don't have to play to any stereotypes or come up with any excuses for anything because we own this fucking town. Pretty cool, huh?

by Seamus McBigBalls June 3, 2011

Irish Chair Bomb

Works best in the office and requires impecable timing. On the day after a great, gassy meal --for instance Corned beef and cabbage and a case of beer.... with a side of spicy sausage--wait for an unsuspecting person to leave their seat. At that time, carefully, sneak into their chair and bequeath a steaming load of hot anal vapors directly into its cushion and return to your desk. When the person returns and sits back down they will detinate the "Irish Chair Bomb."

1. When my nose-hairs started to burn, I knew I was a victim of an Irish Chair Bomb.
2. Travis Irish Chair Bombed me today and I almost fucking puked.

by Tricky. VA Beach, VA January 22, 2005

irish creamer

when recieving a blowjob, right as one is about to ejaculate they pull ouf of the mouth and place their cock right on their partners cheek and force the semen to come out slow, move your cock until you have formed a little shamrock (three leaf clover) on their face. this is an irish creamer.

Todd: dude, I gave that hot redhead at the bar last night an Irish Creamer and she told me it reminded her of home

by Elpeters February 22, 2007