Hummus

A term for gay porn, that teachers do not commonly like. It is commonly mistaken for the creamy middle-eastern dip.

David: Yo teach, do you like hummus?

Teach: Do you want a referal?

by Djrizzla10431 September 26, 2025

Hummus Muncher

A wildly enthusiastic connoisseur of the female undercarriage — the type of person who treats a lady’s buffet like it’s an all-you-can-eat Mediterranean spread and always goes back for seconds. Known for disappearing during parties and returning looking suspiciously satisfied and slightly shiny.

Jake vanished with that girl for 20 minutes and came back looking like he just won a chickpea-eating contest. Certified hummus muncher.

by Fudge Cluggins November 3, 2025

humming

when you're a few drinks in and feeling buzzed

"Bro you tryna rip some darts?"
"Hell yea bro I'm humming"

by ASU_socrates November 4, 2025

Australian Hummingbird

A girl who is known for visiting many "nectar providing appendages" in one night To satisfy her thirst Down under.

Man, did you see Carla at the party last night?
Yeah she was like a fucking Australian Hummingbird!

by TheMightyGregasaurus May 14, 2011

Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011

eat hummus

To go down on a Jewish woman or woman of semitic descent

"I hooked up with a Jewish girl last night. She is really into oral. I am going over to her place now home to eat hummus"

by Really likes hummus February 18, 2012

Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.

This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.

by One Man Wolf Pack August 25, 2013