human sandpaper

Someone who rubs everyone the wrong way: an abrasive personality. They do not care how other people feel or interpret what they say and the effect it has. A person who is rude, knows they are rude: they just do not care.

Nobody ever gets along with Frank, he's human sandpaper.

by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021

I, Human

Ginger chat bot by day, deadly assassin robot by night. I, Human resides in the turntable.FM Pure Drum & Bass room. Be nice to him he will grant you a spot on the queue. But is you piss him off or spam him he will kill you.

I, Human: The queue is empty right now.

by 1.256.256.256 February 15, 2013

human polo

(noun)
1. An activity played typically on horseback or any other mounted animal where a person charges through a crowd to score points by driving a human head (usually cleaved off of unsuspecting civilians in the crowd) into the a goal using a long-handled mallets/sabers/axes really any kind of weaponry.

person 1: "wait what are you doing?"
person 2: "making Altaïr play human polo."
Person 1: "running through Asassin's creed huh"
Person 2: "yep I got three of'em in this last game"

by The Emperor of Thunder September 18, 2012

Human Grasscity

Someone that knows alot about smoking weed and shares their knowledge to other smokers.

Buzz: we always learn something new with andrew
Andy: yeah he is like a human grasscity.

by DJ TMONEY15 January 19, 2011

Human Infomercial

A person used to fill a life programming gap until better programming comes along.

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sally used John as a human infomercial as someone to dump all her problems and thoughts on until she found a new boyfriend, and then forgot John existed.

by Martin Stevens March 21, 2008

Human spoonipede

The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.

Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!

by TheHumanSpoon February 15, 2018

Human Microwave

The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.

1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.

2- Oh my god, did you hear it?

by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 23, 2023