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Helmet Fizz

Helmet Fizz - A fizzy secretion of precum ejaculate
That stripper got me so horny I let out some helmet fizz into my pants
by Trickus Dickus October 15, 2015
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Helmet Gang

Helmet Gang is when you are circumcised and actually cool. No dick cheese.
Helmet Gang for life
Fuck off if you’re not in the helmet gang
by FuckDickCheese August 28, 2019
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Helmet-Pie

Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.
Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!
by Bruce Bever November 9, 2003
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Helmet of Destruction

The helmet of destruction is deadly. Whoever wears it earns +5 Charisma and whoever their victim is dies and immediate death with one hit. The helmet should never be in the hands of a noob. Only the REAL ones should have it.
"Hey look! It's the Helmet of Destruction! Wait... why is Bobby looking at m-" Little Jimmy's last words.
by YeetusFeetusAbortusCompletus January 9, 2019
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Derp helmet

A piece of protective head gear that police place on self destructive detainees to prevent self injury.
"Aw jeeze, she's banging her head in the back of my cruiser. We gotta put her in a derp helmet!"
by Wendigo45 November 5, 2025
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I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
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