Whistling Helmet

When you shake your dick after pissing and it starts whistling.

Oi Gaz you've got whistling helmet

by Craig King August 20, 2022

Salmon Helmet

Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.

Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019

Helmet Gang

Helmet Gang is when you are circumcised and actually cool. No dick cheese.

Helmet Gang for life
Fuck off if you’re not in the helmet gang

by FuckDickCheese August 28, 2019

Helmet Fizz

Helmet Fizz - A fizzy secretion of precum ejaculate

That stripper got me so horny I let out some helmet fizz into my pants

by Trickus Dickus October 15, 2015

Helmet

My dad hated Helmet with a passion. I don’t know why so many people hate this band. I guess they don’t understand them.

This isn’t a band for singer-songwriter music. And the vocals don’t really intend to impress you. But it is more about the music.

People are always telling me they don’t like the band Helmet.

by WorseThanHitler January 14, 2021

The Rigid Helmet

The historically accurate Viking erotica of J. G. Quintel 's universe in the series "Close Enough". Written by Alex Dorpenberger. Apparently, the erotica is good enough to reverse one's menopause.

Alex: The Rigid Helmet is historically accurate Viking erotica.

by thatVietDude April 12, 2022

bobby helmet

Head of the male penis that ironically resembles a British police helmet.

Ouch! Just caught my Bobby helmet in my zipper.

by anonymous September 15, 2020