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Helmet Worthy

A state of being in which the subject is CLEARLY being retarded. *Not to be used for ACTUAL retards..
Wow--you're being REALLY helmet worthy right now.
by Gay Lee January 27, 2009
mugGet the Helmet Worthymug.

helmet

1. shave your head
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina
that is a helmet
by ffffffffffffefffffffffffffffff November 20, 2009
mugGet the helmetmug.

shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.
You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!
by Cooptastic November 20, 2015
mugGet the shit on my helmetmug.

Blue Helmet

I heard blue helmets were deployed to eritrea last week.
by unterwegs February 20, 2024
mugGet the Blue Helmetmug.

helmet washie

Oral sex on a man. The helmet is the head of a penis.
Guy 1: Hey bro did you get a helmet washie from the girl you took home last night from the bar. Guy 2: I sure did and she was great at it.
by jimmybomm October 8, 2020
mugGet the helmet washiemug.

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