bobby helmet

Head of the male penis that ironically resembles a British police helmet.

Ouch! Just caught my Bobby helmet in my zipper.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

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Brompton Helmet

Similar to a blumpkin, a term for when you receive a blowjob whilst taking an abnormally sized dump, due to your high fiber rice diet.

George wanted me to stop tending the rabbits, so he gave me a Brompton Helmet.

by Obsidian McBlade September 18, 2020

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helmet washie

Oral sex on a man. The helmet is the head of a penis.

Guy 1: Hey bro did you get a helmet washie from the girl you took home last night from the bar. Guy 2: I sure did and she was great at it.

by jimmybomm October 8, 2020

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Helmet shiner

Someone who licks 🍆 tips

You helmet shiner

by Wolfsoul76YT October 9, 2020

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Indoor Helmet

A helmet specially made for mentally slow people so that they do not injure themselves while performing menial daily activities. Usually given as an award for incredibly stupid or dangerous behavior.

Rob : Shit bobby just flipped over the coffee table in the dark again!

Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!

Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!

Bobby : OWWWW!

by Kainaluboi July 8, 2012

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