A state of being in which the subject is CLEARLY being retarded. *Not to be used for ACTUAL retards..
by Gay Lee January 27, 2009

a saying for retarded people
by ChubsOrdinary February 26, 2025

1. shave your head
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina
that is a helmet
by ffffffffffffefffffffffffffffff November 20, 2009

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.
by Cooptastic November 20, 2015

by Ellesiataralashalaskahastalavi July 23, 2025

UN Peacekeeper
by unterwegs February 20, 2024

Guy 1: Hey bro did you get a helmet washie from the girl you took home last night from the bar. Guy 2: I sure did and she was great at it.
by jimmybomm October 8, 2020
