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happy hard-on

"I mixed some viagra with my girlfriend's prozac the other night ... what a happy hard-on!"
by The Schmooze August 19, 2004
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Haddon Township

Haddon township is not a bunch of snob puss cake kids like haddonfield but not the white trash like audobon. all walks of life but one thing in common party hard. if your from haddon twp. you know that you grew up in high school off of keystone light. haddon twp. students and alumni can drink with any other town in the states. beer, blunts and bitches is the code.
person 1 : where did you go this weekend

perspn 2 : Haddon Township
person 1 : how was it ?
person 2 : i dont plan on partying anywhere else from now on
by hearddat September 9, 2011
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harmonica

Short form of Harlot Monica or Whore Monica (disputed), an affectionate term coined by the 42nd president, President Clinton.
"Willie!" said the first lady. "Are you going to play with your harmonica again?"
by Ben Clintonized February 12, 2004
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pinch harmonics

AKA "artificial harmonics"

An electric guitar technique in which the player slightly touches the string AFTER picking a note. The fundamental sound of the note will be effectively cancelled, producing a high-pitched, chimelike harmonic squeal in any position on the fretboard.

Often used to "spice up" rock and heavy metal songs, when overused they are a great way to disguise terrible playing and/or writing.
Zakk Wylde is a fucking dipshit and horrible guitarist who covers up his shitty playing/songwriting with excessive pinch harmonics.
by Chris Lamb, "El Gringo" August 25, 2007
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Haddonfield

A small town in south jersey. It is also know as hell on earth. Every thinks they are better than others based on how much money they have. The only things kids do is party a, drink and do drugs, and play their sports. Its just a town full of rich and snobby people. Although the schools are great, don't go to haddonfield if you don't want your kid overdosing or getting drunk often.
" Hey this girl OD'd on heroin last night at a party"
" Damn, she must be from Haddonfield,"
by kcat530 April 27, 2019
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hardenhuish

my school all schools suck cock ne ways but dis is da shittyist of dem all its a pile of crap
boi: wat school do u go 2
girl: hardenhuish
boi:ha ha ha wat a loser
by harden sucks May 1, 2005
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Large Hadron Collider

Worlds largest particle accelerator built on the border of Switzerland and France 150 meters (164 yards for Americans) under ground so that the scientist using it would forget the fact that they don't have a girlfriend.

It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.

If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).
case of a bad scenario:
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.

case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!
by 9885_7962_04_2905 October 22, 2008
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