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ham police

Silly bitches on Facebook with unsolicited opinions of your canine's special treats
"Don't put up a picture of your dog with a ham bone on Facey- it will summon the ham police!"
by saynotohampolicing January 28, 2014
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Ham sandle

Yo that guy is an absolute Ham Sandle!
by Not Ham Sandle August 31, 2021
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thick ham

by 3loh55a May 8, 2017
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swiss and ham

This is the term that Stewart uses to signify when something is more like swiss and ham. The correct response to this is "OOOOOOHHHHHH".
Stewart: "Ham and swiss, more like SWISS AND HAM!"

Literally everyone else: "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!"
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Ham#2220

A man who is too sexy, drop dead gorgeous. good blocky fish game player, lover of dogs mostly shibas, cool person, incredibly charismatic, hardcore, sometimes acts dumb anc noy spill pwoprly .

Ham is also going HAM which means hard as motherfucker
He is so Ham#2220 more then anyone I have met in the last 5 years.
by mah2220 May 1, 2022
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Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.
I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.
by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016
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ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.
by Removed Sandwich Crust May 18, 2021
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