Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo

“HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN

by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020

hurted

hurts even worse then “hurt”

son that hurted when yu through the ball at me .

by devin dipascal November 27, 2018

Hurt

The thing that happens after your friends take turns punching your stomach cause they think you have abs

hey guys lets play bloody knuckles i swear it won't hurt

by "my real name" February 28, 2019

happy hurt

Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)

The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.

by Pseudosuckit June 09, 2023

him hurt

When a man is hurt and then becomes petty after a woman treats/ talks to him a certain way

boy : say girl lemme get yo number

girl : (laughs with her friends ) boy bye

boy: man whateva you ugly anyway

girl: owww him hurt

(Laughs)

by saltyfries May 01, 2016

My Back Hurts

A term used to politely decline an offer to preform an action.

no, my back hurts

by My Back Hurts Share definition February 03, 2025

Hurted

Intense level of pain

I was playing basketball and I hurted my ankle really bad.

by Stephen4586 December 31, 2023