greasepole

A greasepole is a penis that is wet & sticky from being up a vagina !

She winced as I rammed her with my greasepole

by northern jamie January 10, 2016

greased lemur

Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.

Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.

Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.

by beeuhnay May 25, 2016

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Pit

A commonly local food place where the menu consists mostly of fried or greasy food.

Ugh, this place is such a grease pit, I can almost hear my heart pounding.

by Koolkmanguy November 21, 2016

Greasebag

A fucking douche that is really annoying and usually a shit hair and thinks he can nail pussy

Jackson is fucking greasebag dude.

by Phu February 15, 2017

grease my corndog

When someone covers their partners dick in grease to use as lube

We went to the county fair in Kansas and after I let my girl grease my corndog

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

Grease Ball

"Grease Ball" or more commonly used now "Nadsludge" is a slimy substance that occurs on male genitalia after performing either anal or vaginal intercourse on a female. The Ball "grease" worsens as male hygiene declines.

Tyler Kamin never showered and only fucked hoes. Thats why he got the Grease Ball!

by Fortnite assslayer November 24, 2017