Google Wisdom

Anything that is proven to be fact by searching for keywords on Google's search engine and comparing the result totals.

The search engine (www.google.com) is used because it is the de facto search engine of choice on the internet.

If you Google (verb) the words "Dick Cheney" + "Selfless", you get 25,400 results (as of 7/2009).

If you Google the words "Dick Cheney"
+ "Selfish" you get 110,000 results.

This is intended to indicate that the popular consensus on the internet is that 'Dick Cheney' is more closely associated with the term 'selfish' than 'selfless'. He must therefore be, in fact, selfish.

This conclusion is called 'Google Wisdom'.

by DrMario July 8, 2009

Google Smack

Under certain circumstances, the use of the Google search engine yields many results that prove either embarassing or defaming to an individual. Usually due to some amount of personal information available freely or without restriction on the internet and not carefully filtered using a pseudonym or handle.

Rosie got Google smacked after a job interview when her prospective employer searched for her name and turned up drunk pictures of her from MySpace and archived erotic Star Trek fanfiction. Needless to say, she did not get the job.

by rbk1981 March 4, 2009

Google Forest

The Google Forest is where tweakers end up on days 4 through 6 of a meth binge!They will spend hours on their cell phones and discover the most outrageous websites and try to decipher the "HIDDEN"Conspiracy behind it!

I've been walking through the Google Forest for 6 days!

by Smitty10 January 22, 2021

google worthy

When your name is googled and you come up on the front page.

Guy: Yo man that stunt you pulled was google worthy!

Stunt Guy: Sheeeeiiiittt!!

by Zrevoman August 26, 2010

Google Moment

When you feel the need to google something.

World's hottest climate.
"hey google the hottest climate to see where it is."

"Google moment!"

by Teadrisa July 13, 2007

Google Love

When a website you performed search engine optimization on increases it's page rank or rank for a particular keyword or group of keywords.

I got some Google Love today on my blog. They moved me up from position 7 to 2 overnight.

by Fishman33 July 21, 2010

Google Mapped

When some one checks Google to find the location of a place that they need to get to, often considered quite nerdy. (doesn't stop me from doing it though)

Tom: hey do you know where this club is James?

James: yeah I Google Mapped it.

Tom: you need to get out more.

by Jelly Bells January 24, 2011