by Sab-E.R November 19, 2018
Get the Garymug. by dickman123456789 October 31, 2022
Get the gary god lovemug. Male Karen. Middle aged man, more often than not a white middle- to upper-class cisgender straight male, makes supposed solutions to his problems an inconvenience for others either directly or indirectly. Often mansplains, drives aggressively, is given to fits of rage and swearing. Subset is highly passive aggressive and pouty. Often narcissistic and oblivious. Interrupts and talks over people. Is a terrible listener. Ruminates and catastrophizes. Blatantly cuts in line, even in front of the elderly or disabled. Takes parking stalls which others are already signally for. Notoriously bad driver at all-way stops and traffic circles.
Example:
Gary drowns out the moderate noise of the traffic outside his apartment unit by blasting his stereo at full volume thus actually increasing the noise and disturbing his neighbors. When asked by the neighbor below him if could turn it down a bit he mansplains his logic in which he believes "it will annoy the drivers outside and they will drive more quietly". When the neighbor tries to convince him that that is illogical, counterproductive, and then politely suggests that his behavior is problematic he calls them "stupid cunt" and tells them to "fuck off"! He then slams his door in her face.
Example:
Gary drowns out the moderate noise of the traffic outside his apartment unit by blasting his stereo at full volume thus actually increasing the noise and disturbing his neighbors. When asked by the neighbor below him if could turn it down a bit he mansplains his logic in which he believes "it will annoy the drivers outside and they will drive more quietly". When the neighbor tries to convince him that that is illogical, counterproductive, and then politely suggests that his behavior is problematic he calls them "stupid cunt" and tells them to "fuck off"! He then slams his door in her face.
Look: that fucking Gary has at least 30 grocery items at the express check-out lane. Hey! Go fuck yourself Gary!!
by kitschyster September 9, 2021
Get the Garymug. by Dirty Fredericks June 12, 2021
Get the Garymug. by filip0183 April 4, 2020
Get the Garymug. The act of picking a stalk of sweet corn, shucking the individual ears, leaving them on the stalk, and inserting the ears into multiple asses. While inserted, the low inserted ear controls the tempo, as not to break an ear off in a participant's ass.
We drank a bunch of Miller High Life, grabbed some fresh sweet corn, and pulled of an Adams County Grits ala Gary. Joe was low man and Jerry got an ear of corn stuck in his ass.
by mailman2504 September 29, 2025
Get the Adams County Grits ALA Garymug. Gary’s are peacemakers and diplomats. They have the solution to every problem, and will encourage people to chat and solve their problems. Even if drama is drawn to them, they will never let it get them down and just get on with it. Gary’s are strong and you should be proud to have one in your life because they will be there for you and save you. Gary’s are funny and will always make you smile and brighten your day. They work hard for people and you should always be grateful instead of taking them for granted.
by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021
Get the Garymug.