goat blower

Someone rumoured to be into bestiality that may have performed oral sex on a male goat.

Two farmers at a local bar might say
"Do you reckon Ted will ever get married"?
"What, that old goat blower? Not while Acorn's still alive"

by Feelmidick November 1, 2006

Goat Busters

Goat Busters are an assortment of Southern white Anglo-americans who chew tabacky and rape/sodomize goats across the landscape.

Phred: WTF HAPPENED here? It looks like the livestock got hit by a tornado!!! Who ya gonna call?

Jo'moquan: Goat Busters!

I ain't fraid a no goats.....

by Jacques Asse August 5, 2009

Goat choke

Goat choke: To have anal sex with a girl while she is reverse cowgirl upside-down screaming like a Billy goat while you choke her. Mainly if the female is rockabilly or has tattoos.

I was gonna goat choke this babe I picked up from the bar last night but I got to drunk. I rockabilly goat chocked this babe I met at the stray cats concert. She really into it.

by Shane Woodabin June 29, 2010

Goat poon

Goat pussy

I really want some goat poon

by Poon slayer6969 October 28, 2016

goat monkey

When a person is so UGLY that the best creature that comes close to their looks would be crossed between SOMETHING with a momma goat and a daddy monkey.

Oh my, I know he is not coming over here to talk to me!! I wonder who let that GOAT MONKEY out the zoo?

by Wallabear November 21, 2003

Goat of Football

Christine Sinclair, the highest goal scorer of international football. Captain of the Canada national team. Olympic gold medalist.

The Goat of Football Christine Sinclair has 190 international goals. Penaldo has 127, and he needed 4 milion penalties to do it.

by chFree77 November 6, 2023

goat rodeo

A situation that has all the risks and none of the rewards. In a real rodeo, cowboys risk their necks, but they get to look cool. If the cowboys rode goats, they'd have just as much risk of injury, and wouldn't look cool. Such a situation has two possible outcomes: really bad or slightly less bad. Having forseen such a situation, you're best bet is to not enter the Rodeo.

"We decided not to submit our wine in the "Two-buck-chuck Taste-off" because we didn't want to get into a Goat Rodeo."

by Vanilla Bean December 13, 2008