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Dumb goat

He's a dumb goat.
by Goodbyepoo April 1, 2019
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consider the goats

When somebody has a plan, but hasn't thought it all the way through; when a person hasn't thought of the consequences of their future actions
Person 1: "Dude, are you going to consider the goats?"
Person 2: "No I guess I haven't. I should probably do that. That's for reminding me bro."
by bleudog2012 December 26, 2014
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skuzzified goat

these are people who tend to be skankish in behaviour, yet skuzzy in friend skills. They are usually two-faced bottom dwellers who cling to their cell phones like inbred dormant crackers crumbs, snatching up little tidbits of others lives and trying to mimic them. Skuzzified goats have no authenticity, they are posers and think they are being cute, but in reality, they are being skanks who need to get a grip on reality and start having original thoughts, or any thoughts at all.
I can't believe our friends turned out to be such skuzzified goats, they are such posers!
by lucyploser March 22, 2010
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Crazy Goat

Crazy Goat means the odd one out; the one doing what everyone else wouldn’t dare. Crazy Goats push into the impossible.

Crazy Goats have "Crazy" ideas and certain people will call them crazy when they commit to taking the risk and later say they'd always known you would succeed. So go ahead and show the doubters what you've got Crazy Goat!
Simone Biles she's a Crazy Goat- Biles has not just one but four tricks named after her (in floor, beam, and vault), which is what the International Gymnastics Federation does when an individual performs a maneuver for the first time in a world stage competition.

His new products doing well in the market he's a "Crazy Goat". Who would have thought!

Nicki Minaj she's a "Crazy Goat" with her unique flow, witty metaphors and lyrical wordplay, and signature use of accents, Minaj’s music has pushed boundaries for rap.
by Crazy Goat Gallery April 15, 2023
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Hockey Goat

Canadian Arab; someone born/living in Canada but of middle eastern blood
“I met Matt the other day, turns out he’s a hockey goat”
“Hockey goat is such a specific slur”
by DarkNig July 17, 2020
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Contaminated Goat

A term used in response to someone who is annoying the heck out of you and you dont really know what else to call them without making them cry. Although if they do cry, you'd be ok with that outcome, viewing it as an added bonus. Not recommended for use in school, business meetings , chruch sermons, weddings or Bar Mitzvahs. May be appropriate for use between colleagues at work in limited situations, such as when your coworker keeps annoying you via instant messaging.
Jon: "Hey Barry, I really like your proposal but its a little rough around the edges... still needs some work."
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!
by Big Daddy BK February 23, 2014
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Goat's Law

A derivative coinage of Sod's Law which says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, with the worst possible outcome and at the end of the day, you spill coffee on yourself.
Just another example of Goat's Law.
by Goat_ September 20, 2018
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