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forky cum

When you’re semen (cum) splits into multiple streams.
I had a forky cum after masturbating and it went all over the place
by FuckOff1234 December 27, 2020
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forkdown

The most effective way to lose weight, first you hold you fork, and then you put it down and stop eating.
Mickles Brother: hey do you know how to lose weight?
Mickle: ye just do 4x10 reps of forkdowns fat ass.
by boddah_1 April 10, 2021
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Forked River

Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?

*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.
"What's wrong?"

"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"
by KNSLY2 April 29, 2021
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forkknife kid

a kid whos fat, plays fortnite and gets 0 BITCHES!
*gets killed in fortnite* God damn he's a forkknife kid
by thiccbickdaddy27 February 17, 2022
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Forkzylol

Pretty good player, he cant play yet sadly but when he does, he makes a steady return
Forkzylol is amazing
by Forkzylol on tiktok March 5, 2022
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forkbot

A purple monkey that plants spyware on your computer while he dances.
forkbot hacked my computer
by oppfork December 18, 2022
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Knife Forker

Placing the blade of a knife through the tines of a fork at a right angle. Reminiscent of a slingshot or catapult. Best when accompanied by shooting sound effects.
My son Jack entertained himself at the restaurant last night by making a knife forker with his silverware.
by Ms. Little May 13, 2010
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