forkbot 

A purple monkey that plants spyware on your computer while he dances.

forkbot hacked my computer

forkbot by oppfork December 18, 2022

forbothered 

When someone feigns that they had forgotten a task that they couldn't be bothered to do in the first place.

Dad: "Andrew, did you take the trash downstairs like you said you would".

Andrew "no I forgot"

Dad: "You forgot or you couldn't be bothered"

Andrew: "I forbothered".

forbothered by malc_o_Scribe February 14, 2012

forkpotatosoup 

this person loves splatoon and has their room full of official splatoon merch they physically cannot get enough of this game and they think its the best game ever unlike overwatch

man forkpotatosoup is still playing splatoon i dont think hes gotten any sleep since the splatfest started

forkpotatosoup by Wolfox November 1, 2020