An uncommonly used slur against accusers, used when flustered or confused by a situation. This is the mother of all swearwords, the most offensive literary barb known to man. Were your mother to discover you had used it, you would be in some serious trouble.
by Combatwordsmith December 01, 2009
So, you're obviously the big dick. And there on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy faggot balls
by dildo777 May 13, 2019
A poor gay person who wishes he was at Whole Foods. Some are unlucky and fat like other Walmartians. Others wear a fedora and women's glasses. Generally a unicorn figure, since most gays care about fashion and have the wealth to afford it.
This weekend, I saw a Walmart faggot while waiting in line to buy muh Krispy Kreme's. He was hard to spot but he was buyin some male thongs, condoms and a purse.
by Markoroni December 26, 2017
a gay turtle, (homosexual). very very VERY homo turtle that is a turtle. preferably gay and a turtle. (use this insult to destroy a gay turtle)
by Faggot Turtle December 10, 2020
A boss who wants you to work late or work on the weekend, who may or may not have homosexual tendencies.
by Ricks127 July 15, 2019
A term used to describe a male who rubs deodorant on their asshole/butt region. Homosexual males use this tactic to disguise the smell of excess anal leakage after rough anal sex.
When Timmy bent over to smell his asshole after anal sex, he exclaimed, "WOOWEEE! I need some Faggot Freshness!"
by PepeLeSlick October 15, 2011