flocember

The last month of the year, also referred to as December, in which males prove their manliness by growing out their luscious locks. Depending on the audience, this month is viewed as both awesome or cruel to man-kind.

Yo man, why the did you cut your hair?! Its flocember, duh.

by flobro December 7, 2011

flobelly

Slightly more curvature on the body than wanted. Gives moves like jagger a run for its money. Wobbly bits.

Love handles, kankles, thunder thighs. Flobelly bits

by You lucky guys October 23, 2013

flakeseed

A post put up on social media by a flake made to suggest that they aren't feeling well, made in advance of an event, so that they have a history of not feeling well as an excuse not to show up to the planned event.

I suspect John is planning to flake out on your birthday party tomorrow, he just posted a flakeseed on his wall so we can all know that he's "sick".

by Serendipity37 June 25, 2015

flocked tree

A Christmas tree with white sticky stuff sprayed all over it.

Jimmy's flocked tree made a mess all over the carpet!

by Melvin the cat November 17, 2016

Flake

Unreliable Kid who tends to ditch on events.

Cameron: "Hey guys I can't come."
Guys: "Why?"
Cameron: "Gotta go to an Abandoned Farm"
Guys: "Why do you always flake on us."

by Barr69 January 13, 2017

Flakey

Cant come up with the good

Ross said he could get a bid but went flakey on me

by Stevo2017 February 22, 2017

Flakey

Someone who blows thing out of proportion with no accurate excuse. They just end up making the whole situation worse.

Yo that hoe chloe is so flakey she's still mad that I didn't get her fucking breakfast when her lazy ass couldn't get it herself.

by Hadenharlyn March 10, 2017