flocember

The last month of the year, also referred to as December, in which males prove their manliness by growing out their luscious locks. Depending on the audience, this month is viewed as both awesome or cruel to man-kind.

Yo man, why the did you cut your hair?! Its flocember, duh.

flocember by flobro December 7, 2011

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Flovember

During the month of November is when Flovember occurs. If your a man do not cut your hair, just let the flow grow. Similar to Movember or Decembeard. Wanna be bad ass just do it.

Andrew :"Yo man thats a wild flow you've got going on, looks nice, real nice. It also makes you look totally bad ass and or awesome."

Matt: "You fucking know it . Flovember baby .. all about the flow."

Flovember by ABUNDADU November 4, 2010

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flocember • Flovember • flowcember • Flomber • Flember • flombemberg

Flomber

To be in a sexual position where one person is standing and the other is upside down being held by their ankles by the aforementioned participant.

"Dude, I totally saw Charlie and Fiona having a flomber behind the bikeshed earlier"

"Brian, do you want to go swimming today?"
"No sorry, I'm going for a flomber"

Flomber by Commune Bandits April 21, 2010

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flowcember

flow=long and or curly hair. the 12th month in the year that consists of worshipping and the growing of sick flow. only 10% of people truly master sick flow, the other 90% just end up looking like a grimy greaser.

flow montana, troy polamalu, young gretzky, lil wayne, pink flowd, ramflow, johny depp from blow, chuck norris, billy rae cyrus, young mario flowpez

question:hey bro are u attending flowcember this year?
answer: yea bro

flowcember by product of canada December 4, 2010