felcher

In Canadian Terms:
One who derives sexual gradification from sticking small rodents or animals in one's anus, (usually done with the assistance of a paper towel tube) so that the animal twitches around inside the anus until it is suffocated.

"Richard Gere is a dirty felcher who gets off on having hamsters shoved up his ass."

by 1873X December 15, 2003

Russian Monkey Felcher

The act of a full grown man with extreme monkey features performing indecent acts with curly straws on monkeys. This is often performed while tickling there own rusty bullet holes!

Jason! Jason! What are you doing to that monkey!!! You Chewbacca munching fuck goat. You look like a Russian Monkey Felcher !

by BB and Filth December 14, 2008

part that goes over the fence last

A chicken's rump, aka the Pope's nose.

Give the kid the part that goes over the fence last. Little kids like fat.

by octopod June 15, 2004

felch pig

someone who felches pigs.

Rason who enjoys a stroll down his local farm for a good felch of any pig/pigglet around.

by Michael Jacko May 13, 2005

flesh fencepost

A cowboy's amorous extremity.

After he delivered the herd, Lester went to Cactus Nell's Cowboy Day Spa to have the dust blown off of his flesh fencepost.

by panchodoll May 24, 2006

Fence

A gathering of dicks side by side.

Jennifer saw a fence by the side of the road; Tom, Fred and Ralph were standing and drinking beer.

by Pidgems October 17, 2014

Felch-A-Roni©

A SanFranCisco Treat!
A new name given to the act of felching. It can be sung to the Rice-a-roni jingle.

" Felch-a-roni©, a Sanfrancisco Treat. Felch-a-roni©, when your done you can suck my meat.
And when your done eating:
Mmmmmmmmmm Good, mmmmmmmm good, That's what eating Felch is, Mmmmmmmm good! ©

by Felcharoni December 13, 2006