A person or couple previously interesting and good conversationalists who now that they have children talk about nothing other than everything their children do no matter how mundane and are utterly oblivious to the fact that they now bore the shit out of everyone.
Mary (Mother) "You should see Caitlin and Ashley play with their new little brother it's so sweet"
John (Father) "When he sneezed yesterday, Ashley actually got a tissue and wiped his nose"
Mary "Caitlin has started playing on the piano as well, we'll have to think about lessons soon"
Alex (Friend) Will you two change the fucking subject, you're way too family smug.
John (Father) "When he sneezed yesterday, Ashley actually got a tissue and wiped his nose"
Mary "Caitlin has started playing on the piano as well, we'll have to think about lessons soon"
Alex (Friend) Will you two change the fucking subject, you're way too family smug.
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by Silverbackbear April 25, 2020
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by YADAU FAMLY August 20, 2023
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by Jackson Monilium February 15, 2021
Get the The Jackson family mug."Ingham Family" are 7 British youtube performers who began in 2015 and now have over 1 million channel subscribers (2022). They were famous for daily vlogging, having babies, and overindulging their children with Christmas and birthday presents.
In 2017 while on vacation in Florida's Disneyland the once famous father tried to entice a 16 year old fan who he'd met earlier at the famous family fun park, to sneak out of her family's hotel room to meet him late at night while his wife and children slept. News articles about the incident can be found on several news sites.
The Ingham Family are now infamous for isolating their children, selling Alibaba wankets, and neglecting their adorable little dog while they travel the UK in a retired work van.
In 2017 while on vacation in Florida's Disneyland the once famous father tried to entice a 16 year old fan who he'd met earlier at the famous family fun park, to sneak out of her family's hotel room to meet him late at night while his wife and children slept. News articles about the incident can be found on several news sites.
The Ingham Family are now infamous for isolating their children, selling Alibaba wankets, and neglecting their adorable little dog while they travel the UK in a retired work van.
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"I'd never forgive my dad for going after girls and hurting my mom and family, I hope the Ingham family fans never find out."
by hedgesdlux April 21, 2022
Get the Ingham Family mug.A family of simmons is a pot of mystery gumbo. Not a popular selection but you like it, youre part of it And that means part of the shit. The bitchy aunts, the drunk dads and the giant uncle with an off danty Nick name like tiny, some one just got out jail but "didn't do it" cause you know how it is. On the out side its a close knited community of family and friends but in reality theyre glued together and killing each other. Crazy kids that eat fire probably in just diaper with a 5 oclock dirt shadow. And that one weird pot head aunt you like but never undstand.
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