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Florida Jordansexual

Someone who lives in Duval county that hates on lebron and goes by Mezzo .. if not jordan then Kobe is the goat is something that he will mention and he need to let him rest in propeller lakers In 5
by Goat facts April 18, 2025
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Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.
Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?
by local floridian man January 11, 2023
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Florida flamer

Your partner puts hot pepper seeds in their mouth and proceeds to preform felatio then when your penis starts to burn you stick it in either their vagina or butthole
She put hot pepper seeds in her mouth and he face fucked her then stuck it in her butthole he performed the Florida flamer
by The best thick January 12, 2022
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Florida Day

A holiday on April 3, where Florida men supposedly reach their max power.
Tread carefully on April 3......
by PopeChad June 26, 2022
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Florida

She went to florida...

Two months later: It was a lovely service...
by Shamen_Mass April 20, 2017
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Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.
I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!
by StupidGood March 30, 2024
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Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together
Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.
by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022
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