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Ed, Edd n Eddy

One of the few surreal and genuinely animated shows ever made. Generally people who say they don't like the show experience a myriad of self esteem issues up to and mainly including prematurely ejaculation.
Fag: Ed, Edd n Eddy is gay. I couldn't watch five minutes of it.

girlfriend: Funny thing, If you could only last 5 seconds without cumming in yur pants, You could actually pretend like you had a dick.
by JinjoMushroomVillage March 13, 2011
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j'ed on

(jayed on)
also commonly spelled j'd on or jd on.

Verb.

The act of being literally or figuratively ejaculated on. Also the act of literally or figuratively ejaculating on someone else. From the phrase "Jerked on" or also commonly used "Jizzed on".

Adjective / Exclamation
When something is extremely cool.
Verb.

1. Dude I saw a cop pull over someone for going like 100 mph today. That guy got so j'd on.

2. Dude I just j'd on this exam it was ridiculous.

3. Yo did you see when I threw that open mayo packet at that guys face today? It looked like he got j'd on it was hilarious.

Adjective.

1. Dude you should have seen this tricked out car it was so j'd on.

2. me: Dude I just won 100 bucks at the casino!!!
dude: NO WAY! J'ED ON!
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"chara"ed

Referring to the Boston Bruins player, Zdeno Chara.

1) Number 33, he is the largest player ever to play in the NHL, and holds the NHL record for fastest shot.

2) He is a big, hingy monster, who eats anything in his path.

3) A good old Nung-Diddy Bungbung.

The word "chara"ed (adjective or verb):

1) When someone is completely demolished and looks like they just were ran over, or more likely, snacked upon, by a tyrannosaurus rex.

2) When a player is hit so hard, they die on impact.

3) When anything is completely flattened, as if it were sat on by a snorlax.

4) Appearing to have been eaten by Zdeno, the hingiest of hingy.

5) Pooping the bed because when you woke up in the middle of the night, Chara was sitting at your bed yelling "HINGY!!!!"

6) When something stupid happens that Chara would do.

7) When you are so scared, you die, or fake dead, as to avoid being "chara"ed. Inadvertantly, you are eaten, because Chara eats everything, dead or alive.

8) Something that will happen during Zdeno Chara's shifts. They can last anywhere from 5 seconds to a minute and a half, depending on how hingy he is. If he is very hingy, chances are he will only have one shift, the first one, and it will last 5 seconds. He will most likely be ejected from the game because he mistook the referee for a Zebra and got very, very hingy.

(PS, Hingy = Hungry)
A)
Bob: Chara, din din . . .
(5 minutes later)
1/2 of Bob thats left: Not me Chara, the pony! THE PONY!!!!

B)
Leslie: Did you see that hit? That guy went flying!!
Bernice: I know Lez, he got "chara"ed.

C)
Coach: Chara, kill.
Chara: Coach, I'm so hingy!!!! I want to eat that little Stamkos, he looks so tosty.
(After first shift, 45 seconds later. . .)
Savard: Thanks a lot coach, you let him out there, and now the league's main scorer is "chara"ed. We can't afford anymore lawsuits.

D) (Example 6)
Chara: Did you see that coach? I scored! I scored!! That's the like the third time today!
Coach: Zdeno, that was our goal; you scored on our net.
Chara: That was a goal in practice coach, don't lie to me. Chara know goal when Chara see goal.
(Goalie skates over, with a hole in his stomach)
Thomas: Coach, I got "chara"ed. I can't play. Put in Rask.
Chara: Chara like Rask.

E)
Becky: Johnny, did you see that cat? It got hit by that garbage truck!! Let's see if we can help, C'MON!!!!!!
Johnny: It's no use Becky, it got "chara"ed.
by zfreedman92 February 27, 2011
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Big Ed

Rhianna Kubish
Is that Big Ed or Rhianna Kubish over there?
by CharlesDickensPeen November 2, 2020
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ed reed

the baddest safety of all time, he ruins lives
look at the dark sombitch ed reed, he just ran back a 108 interception!
by deshawnte kang February 19, 2009
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Ed Lover

Along with Dr. Dre (not the rapper) co-hosted the highly influential television show "Yo! MTV Raps" in the late 80's and early 90's, bringing rap to the masses. Had a corny dance named after him.
Come on, it's time for the Ed Lover dance!
by dave7479 May 30, 2006
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Special Ed

What certain kids are put in if they possess some sort of learning disability or disorder like ADHD. Oftentimes other students will think you are a dumbfuck or treat you like subhuman filth if they find out your in one or two of these classes.
Contrary to popular belief special ed classes are taught with the normal curriculum but are instead presented in a way that makes those in it learn better and easier. For the severely autistic or retarded kids, they are pretty much fucked.
by Ramsy Norris October 20, 2020
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