Dick Kickem

A very stupid yet funny meme

I'm gonna kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass! -Dick Kickem

by xX_Get_your_free_tvs_Xx August 30, 2017

dick dunker

A person who violently inserts their dick into a crevice.

Joe is a true dick dunker. Stuck that shit in her mouth so far it was touching her lungs.

by wonton! November 26, 2007

Joined at the Dick

At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.

"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"

by twalkerweb September 22, 2011

Dick and dash

A short relationship including two people who want a quick relief of pleasure then go away and never see each other again.

Hey mango's little sister want to have dick and dash.
Sure just let me get the condoms.

by Rydog1404 April 21, 2018

Tender dick

A guy who tends to fall in love with every pussy he smashes.

My boss just admitted that he doesn't smash random girls while sober because he is a tender dick who would end up moving them all into his house.

by MTHouse91 November 9, 2016

dick someone around

to behave in a dishonest or unforthright manner, especially in business matters

I hate getting dicked around by used-car salesmen

by tpbenelli July 21, 2004

dick ticket

-to give someone the OK to ride/bang.

Bro: Yeah, dude. She's hot as fuck, i'd give her the dick ticket.
Bitch: You don't want that, she's ratchet.

by Unheroic January 15, 2014