duke

Out of control pubes

"Her duke's coming out of her swimsuit!"

by Pearlairbuffalo December 9, 2017

Dicksy Duke

A pair of man short that are so short that the mans dick hangs out.

Man, Randy's Dicksy Dukes are so short that even his balls are hanging out.

by GoldenGabro January 5, 2017

Going Duke

1)A method of existence that transcends all conventional boundaries and focuses purely on representing the exhilarating here and now in all of its splendor and feeling, discarding vestigial aspects of life such as reason or truth.
2)The act of converting to this way of life

Dude a: I'm totally going Duke today!
Dude b: Rad, be sure to write a book.
Dude a: Totally...
Dude b: Don't forget the yellow aviators.

by kvltjesus December 1, 2010

Grooming the Duke

When you lube your dickhead before masturbation.

Dude, I was Grooming the Duke and my mom walked in. She needs to knock first.

by larrybirx August 5, 2023

Daisy dukes bikinis on top

To have a the CA experience. The West Coast, best coast experience. Shhh, don't tell nobody.

Joe: (Tired just got home from airport. PHONE RINGS)
Jane: Hi, Joe! You're back! How was California?!
Joe: Girl, it was lit. I went to game, saw E40 there, couple sideshows ...so many dimes like daisy dukes bikinis on top.

by misstara007 August 27, 2021

Duke

Duke is real, and he's real-ly gonna break you vertebral column if you write his name without the uppercase, and he's also called The Duke. Duke is also peace, and Duke is also love, but he ain't Shrek, but Duke can also be war, sometime. Duke is not a "love" position, neither a peaceful one , but Duke has to be respected, 'cuz he's also the king of Torn City.

Example:

Potato guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!

Me: YOU POOR FOOL, IMBECILE THAT YOU ARE FOR WRITING DUKE ONLY IN LOWERCASES, DIDN'T YOU SEE YOUR ERROR?!

Potato man: Bu- But..But how? How can I know how I write it?

Me: LIKE THIS: "DUKE", ISN'T IT OBVIOUS ENOUGH?!? YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR NOT RESPECTING THE METTLE OF THE GREAT DUKE!! >:(

Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: But it's all uppercases!! How can I see "duke" through this tarnation of a text?!

Mii: WRONG NAME!! BE HAPPY, YOU'RE THE 1836TH TO SEE THE DEPTHS OF YOUR OWN ASS

by FunGun53 December 17, 2019

Duke Uncle

A short homosexual fat man who thinks driving luxury cars makes him look good when he just looks like a black smurf. And he thinks his bachelor medical degree makes him look successful when in reality he's a broke rapist. He also has a tendency of pointing out other's flaws when his are clearly the same or worse.

Duke uncle is a very annoying piece of shit that was fucked by Masud Uncle.

by Ifukedshrek69 June 23, 2019