onomatelopasaurouseperino disease is a severe condition, in which the fallopian tube--most commonly used in star bucks--turns green and rots away. The rot of the green fallopian tube causes fatigue, irritability, heart palpitations, and Draymond Green to snapchat a photo of his dick. Symptoms include: runny nose, dry scrotum, an erection lasting more than four hours, and child labor.
Patient: "Hey doctor, I believe that I may have onomatelopasaurouseperino disease."
Doctor: "Oh shit! Guys, get on snapchat quick!" Everyone, but the patient, gets on snapchat hurriedly, "Damn, that shit's big!"
Patient: *Dies a horrible painful dreadful uneventful handful death*
Doctor: "Oh shit! Guys, get on snapchat quick!" Everyone, but the patient, gets on snapchat hurriedly, "Damn, that shit's big!"
Patient: *Dies a horrible painful dreadful uneventful handful death*
by Prof. Meatloaf March 10, 2017
Get the onomatelopasaurouseperino diseasemug. This disease is caused when one will not turn away from their electronic device when in conversation.
by HeyYouShutUp September 25, 2017
Get the HK Diseasemug. Impatience disease is when you are signing up for something and you don't wait long enough for your sign up to be completely verified
by djzdc October 10, 2011
Get the Impatience Diseasemug. When you are sick but you go to the doctor in Turkey instead of going to the doctor in your home country
by Tacoboi69 August 29, 2019
Get the kebab diseasemug. When you will do absolutely anything to impress hipsters to gain a following. Pronouncing words with a unreasonable flair, referencing books that are out of print or long forgotten bands that 'deserve a comeback'. Started with Chris Hardwick's need for approval by demeaning himself in anyway possible.
Steve : "What's wrong with Tom? He's wearing a scarf in the middle of summer"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"
by Type4Me January 23, 2015
Get the Hardwick's DIseasemug. When a sexy white man, who highly desirable by white women, constantly rejects the white women in pursuit of Asian girls.
White woman: “Oh my god, why won’t Maxwell get with me? I’m white, attractive, Russian and smart! All he does is hang around Burwood and Chatswood Westfield…”
White woman’s friend: “Girl… don’t you get that Maxwell has Yellow’s Disease?”
White woman’s friend: “Girl… don’t you get that Maxwell has Yellow’s Disease?”
by WeChatLuvr69 March 18, 2022
Get the Yellow’s Diseasemug. Ong's Disease (or Ong Disease) refers to an imagined condition in which the sufferer is referred to as having contracted Ong by coming into contact with (or close proximity) to a person considered to be a undesirable, unclean, odd, grubby or unusual.
Ong's disease takes on an added significance if the suffer then contracts a real illness such as a virus or an allergic reaction. The sufferer will be ridiculed by others who will say, for example, "you've got Ong" whilst pointing at the sufferer's affliction.
Ong's/ Ong Disease was dreamt up by a group of young adults after they moved into a house share only to find that their neighbour was a slightly loopy, grubby, annoying lady who would constantly pop around to the house to level accusations of one sort or another. The woman in question was known as Mrs Ong and after one of her visits to the group's home one of the house mates broke out into a severe rash lasting for days, one of the house mates suggested her friend had caught "Ong's disease" from the lady next door.
Ong's disease takes on an added significance if the suffer then contracts a real illness such as a virus or an allergic reaction. The sufferer will be ridiculed by others who will say, for example, "you've got Ong" whilst pointing at the sufferer's affliction.
Ong's/ Ong Disease was dreamt up by a group of young adults after they moved into a house share only to find that their neighbour was a slightly loopy, grubby, annoying lady who would constantly pop around to the house to level accusations of one sort or another. The woman in question was known as Mrs Ong and after one of her visits to the group's home one of the house mates broke out into a severe rash lasting for days, one of the house mates suggested her friend had caught "Ong's disease" from the lady next door.
You've got Ong.
You might catch Ong's if you go in there.
The man contracted Ong's disease after visiting the ladies grubby little house.
You might catch Ong's if you go in there.
The man contracted Ong's disease after visiting the ladies grubby little house.
by fern1515 December 17, 2012
Get the Ong's Diseasemug.