When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upperdecker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.
"No need to wait your turn, bruh. This toilet's got a lid we can take off. Let's just totem deuce the shit out of it."
by Capn Stabn April 30, 2009
Get the totem deucemug. 1. Sorry I was late, I had to drop a deuce.
2. My stomach is rumbing, I think I'm going to have to drop a deuce pretty soon.
2. My stomach is rumbing, I think I'm going to have to drop a deuce pretty soon.
by Andy January 29, 2003
Get the Drop a deucemug. When one shits in their own hand and punches someone with a clenched fist full of shit. The move works properly when hitting someone in the face with a loosely clenched fist so upon impact of the jaw, shit squirts out between the fingers onto the victims face.
by !InItToWinIt! January 30, 2008
Get the Deucemug. 
When you're in a regular, mutual, sex only relationsihp with a someone and you (or they) still got to be sleepin' with other people.
He's not really my boyfriend.....he's just my Deuce!
by dacia November 18, 2003
Get the Deucemug. A tennis player who is losing at first, but then catches up and ties, often angering the player who was once in the lead.
by conman69 June 10, 2008
Get the deuce bagmug. One ounce of codeine/promethazine syrup. Literally, the term means one half of two ounces. Make sense?
Guy 1: Hey, man, you got any lean?
Guy 2: How much you want?
Guy 1: Half a deuce.
Guy 2: Yeah, if you got twenty.
Guy 2: How much you want?
Guy 1: Half a deuce.
Guy 2: Yeah, if you got twenty.
by "Smelly" Zach March 14, 2006
Get the half a deucemug.