depression masturbation

The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.

Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.

by Señor Spaghetti July 24, 2016

Male depression

something that males have that nobody cares about

male: I have depression (male depression)

Society: nobody cares

by XxSaZe_SunxX July 24, 2020

Depression of Emos

The collective term to describe a group of Emo youths gathered together.

Hey, that is a well behaved, although oddly subdued group of youths over there.

Yeh, its cool, just a depression of Emos hangin'.

by Adam VW March 16, 2008

Depression

The jokes on Laffy Taffy wrappers.

Depression is the only thing coming between me and mouth-numbing banana flavor.

by Nafadlez December 9, 2018

facebook depressed

Someone who writes depressed quotes, sayings or lyrics, and is perfectly happy in real life.

Ann Daivd On Facebook: Is alone in this world...

The Next Day At School

Ann David IRL: Hi guys! I'm the happiest person in the world!

Friends: Dude, she is totally facebook depressed.

by ThatKoolGuy April 19, 2009

Fake depression

A person who has fake depression would show these types of signs, seeks attention, complains about life when it's perfect, listens to sad emo rappers, posts black and white stories with the caption "I hate my life" or "I can't do this anymore". These are some the most popular signs. Often seen in teenagers who can't handle being alone.

Look at Harry's story he's definitely got fake depression.

by Hoodrat18 November 12, 2019

Depression Porn

Books, TV shows, Art and other things that showcase miserable people for the sake of making you feel better. Although you generally feel like shit while watching it, the end result is a feeling of slight elation at the knowledge of having a better life. It can also refer to content that is simply depressing for the sake of being so.

Neon Genesis Evangelion is total depression porn. All of the characters are unhappy and treated like shit

by GayMemeLord October 19, 2017