Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction

What a friendly old man tends to use to convince people to help him with something that will help humanity as a whole.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Please use the darkness.)

Disobedient teenager: Why would I use the darkness?

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Because it's for everyone's sake.)

Teenager: Okay I DON'T believe you.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction)

Teenager: Ouchi ouch!

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Use the darkness.)

Teenager: okay sure

Old man: X-BLADE!
(You will even get my expert diplomatic skills by using it)

Teenager, who is also an old man now: X-BLADE!
(Okay I believe you.)

by Consarn December 1, 2018

Driving a desk

Pejorative term for administrative work done by a military officer from the comfort and safety of headquarters, rather than out in the field where the real danger lies.

To say that Ritter was amazed didn't begin to explain matters. This guy was supposed to be a professional military officer. The taking of human life was part of his job description. Of course, Ritter told himself, Cutter'd spent most of his career driving a desk in the Pentagon - he probably hadn't seen much blood since he learned how to shave. (Clear and Present Danger, by Tom Clancy)

by EOC1_PCCS42 May 14, 2010

Lost Star Design

Is your spiritual self. /And like our moon, moves the tides and stays in orbit without being seen.

A Lost Star Design production is off the hook.

by K2theMuthaFucxnT April 2, 2018

masa works design

listen to them 👍

guy 1: "bro imagine not listening to masa works design"
guy 1's mom: "are you high again?"

by egg_whites January 14, 2022

Desk wetting

Desk wetting is the process of relieving yourself at your desk, usually to mark territory.

MasterYodaStarWars11: Hey what are you doing, John?
JohnTheMeme0_0: Im desk wetting obviously. I don't want you to come near my precious internet memes.

by Mr_Seasons November 16, 2017

despacito 7

an upgraded and better version than despacito, despacito 2, but not better than dame tu cosita.

usually said in the dank meme community, but is slowly starting to become normified.

eminem confirms despacito 7 is the first result when you google despacito 7 meme.

by httpswasted June 13, 2018

Destyne

Destyne-is a beautiful and well educated girl. Everyone loves her and want to be be her friend. Destyne is the type of girl to be loyal to everyone. Destyne is also the type of girl to take your man. She never holds back on how she feels. Destyne loves to sleep. When you meet a Destybe you’re never regret it.

Destyne is the dopest girl ever

by Liv.love June 29, 2019