by badbitch69420 June 21, 2019
Get the david mug.the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.
David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
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by Dinero_D July 16, 2019
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David is the hottest person ever, with the BIGGEST dick. He is so kind and loving. He humor is so raw it is probably the funniest thing ever. They aren't afraid to take control when needed and always are down for ANYTHING. If you know a David in your life, I'd go after them because they will know how it's done
David and I hooked up, it was awesome.
by D$lova October 3, 2019
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The opps being the opposition aka the people we dont like most if the time david deals drugs
The opps being the opposition aka the people we dont like most if the time david deals drugs
"Yo Craig someone snitched on our illegal activities "
"Fam it must have been david, I need to jump into the studio and make a diss track cause I cant have it"
"Yo big man you think David's active in road"
" ye ye man didnt have any white or black so he gave me orange turns out it was turquoise"
"Fam it must have been david, I need to jump into the studio and make a diss track cause I cant have it"
"Yo big man you think David's active in road"
" ye ye man didnt have any white or black so he gave me orange turns out it was turquoise"
by Italiansushi October 4, 2019
Get the David mug.Davids are handsome assholes who will never love you back. Far too sweet and kind, they'll remain your friend for the rest of your live, as they are too cowardly to compromise to anything more than that. Perfect in glasses, they never fail to make you laugh with either really stupid or really smart jokes, just to make you even more depressed as you are so out of their league it makes want to kill yourself. If you ever see a tall, handsome David with large shoulders, run for your life or you'll end up falling in love.
Person #1: OMG me and David just locked each at each other.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.
by 420n October 9, 2019
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