donkey years 

Many, long years; a long time spanning 2 or more years. Used when those years felt long.

Wow thats gonna take donkey years to finish

donkey years by Bri.P. October 20, 2010

Donkey Hunting

"Donkey Hunting" refers to the act that women attempt or succeed in when pursuing a "donkey". A donkey is any man who is any one of or multiples of the following:
- looks dumb
- generally tall
- has pluggish qualities or engages in pluggish acts
- has a loser job or is unemployed
- has no immediate future
- acts like a douchebag

Friend #1: Hey have you seen where the girls went?

Friend #2: Not a clue. Best guess... they're over by the bar looking for any donkey who will buy them a beer and feed them a cheap line. Classic donkey hunting.

Friend #1: Oh true, makes sense, after all, they are all whures

Donkey Hunting by bigron0797 July 27, 2011

donkey penis 

Eddie Murphy
Will scream in your ear

Will scream donkey penis in your ear

donkey penis by Maroon Curdle March 11, 2018

Donkey Penis 

The penis of a Donkey.

Wow that Donkey Penis was huge.

Donkey Penis by Dixie's finest May 23, 2018

Donkey Punch

- punch to the back of the head during intercourse

- Its when you are doing a girl from behind and right before you are about to release your power puss you punch her in the back of the head. This makes her vagina tense up and squeezes your power puss from your flesh rocket.

"damn girl, i would like to donkey punch the shit out of you"

Donkey Punch by Brandon T September 7, 2006

Donkey Punch

Manuever performed during the sexual act either anal, or Doggy style. It's when the male punches the female in the back of the head, or neck prior to orgasm. Therefore causing the females vaginal and anal muscles to constrict helping make a more intense orgasmic experience.

You pick up a hooker, and shes talking a lot, or just plain ugly... give her a donkey punch so you at least get your moneys worth!

Donkey Punch by student body October 26, 2006

donkey punch

The end product from the wopatuli fermentation process whereby leftover wop from an all night drinking party is left unattended and contained on a back porch for a minimum of two weeks. The combination of elements, temperature, neighborhood dogs and adventuresome squirrels create both a more powerful and pungent brew.

I asked for donkey punch and got a wicked hangover.
Drink safely.

donkey punch by trixie larue and bam bam annie September 20, 2008