Croasty

1. Adj. - Stoned on Marijuana to the point of being caveman-like.
2. Pronoun - Someone who is in the state of being croasty, i.e. "croasted."

1. "Dude your eyes are so fucking red." - "I know man I'm kinda croasty right now."

2. "We don't have any more Cap'n Crunch left, croasty smoked a dub and ate it all."

by dizziecrvsh June 6, 2014

crock pot poop

The act of holding in your poop for an extended period of time allowing it to slowly "stew" inside...

Man that was a big crock pot poop I just had!!! I've been holding that in all day!!!

by Naughtynurse0813 November 1, 2015

crock rot

When a persons private area goes unwashed for days it results in a foul odor

I.e. It's been cooking for awhile like in a crock pot

Today at work Shawn smelled like crock rot.

by Delicious dee November 9, 2015

croc stank

the smell that emanates from your feet after wearing slipper crocs without socks for a long period of time.

brett did you not wear socks, you got Croc stank

by jamin4321 November 21, 2015

croc in his pocket

a person who is stingy or cheap; usually someone who has money

"It's never Jim's turn to pay, he must have a croc in his pocket."

by dbdbdb999 April 11, 2016

Crocit

A Male or Female who is sexually attracted to a much older women and has sexual fantasies about them.

You see jack over there i heard he was going out with that 60 year old he’s only 20 he must be a crocit.

by CreamyMonk June 22, 2016

Crock-potted

To be turned on slowly, over time

Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"

by Blendina Josephina July 18, 2016