Crack a Yak

To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy, fat girl.
Kevin was going to Crack a Yak after school yesterday, but I didn't let him.
by THE CHAMP 5695 February 25, 2011
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Lamb crack

A person who has an abnormally low butt crack.
Dayuum! Shawty got a lamb crack...
by Mave DcComas May 01, 2019
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Crack Moment

A moment of complete and utter indifference for life it self, where one feels such extreme disconnect with his/hers situation that nothing in the world matters to them any more, explained and manifested in ones willingness to do crack.
Ben, man you look gone... Ya man, I'm just so fucking done, I'm having a crack moment over here.
by Shakednotstirred November 16, 2014
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crack factor

A term used for scaleing the amount of ones crack showing when bending over, usually rated from 1 to 10 (10 being maximum crack and possibly hair/feces)
"Oh man, pull up your pants"

"Crack factor?"

"Fuck man, id say about 7"

"Oh, sorry man"

by Taffysack September 27, 2007
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Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin
He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
by Nobli May 07, 2023
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Coke Crack

When somebody does a line of cocaine off of someone’s butt crack!
Because of letting her ass be continually used as a coke crack, our sister had to sit very uncomfortably thru a very weird intervention.
by Kid Blue July 07, 2022
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Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack
Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts
by squirrely dan October 11, 2019
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