A cable bake is a traditional get-together held by audio professionals where cables are laid out in the sun to remove their kinks and ensure correct wraping. It is a cause for community celebration and togetherness, typically involving potluck style food, merriment, and drinking adult beverages.
by Xx_Audiofreak_xX August 6, 2015
Get the Cable bake mug.The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.
by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015
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A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.
Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.
Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.
by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015
Get the crawled up your leg and bit your bollock mug.A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?
by AndrewsOnIt January 10, 2016
Get the Cable and divorce mug.When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)
Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*
Husband: Ugh
(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)
Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*
Husband: Ugh
(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)
Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016
Get the Cable and Commitment mug.Instead of using the more direct expression "scared shitless" for those who don't like to use profanity one can use crapless
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