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BEER COMPASS

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after after a night out on a booze cruise lol
Beer Compass gets you home every time, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.
by ohtherandomnessofme October 9, 2008
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moral compass

by lil.J May 27, 2018
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kansas city trucking company

Gay Porn. This was the first in a trilogy of The El Paso Wrecking Corporation and L.A. Tool and Die.
Willy: Let's turn off this project runway soft core and pop in the Kansas City Trucking Company!
Spencer: I'll get the fried chicken
Willy: Spencer you're such a black fag
by WillyLikeThePenis January 30, 2008
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flux compacitor

The main electronic component used for time travel in vehicles. Conceived by Dr. Emmitt Brown in 1955, and later developed and successfully tested in 1985.
The flux compacitor is what makes time travel possible.
by anonymous April 20, 2004
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boon companion

a makeshift friend that you get placed in the same crummy situation with.
the people you talk to while in line at the airport are your boon companions.
the boyfriends of a bunch of girls who are all friends become boon companions.
by shanooligan February 19, 2007
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compairison

Shorthand for a type of comparison that only involves two items. Usually the audience is aware of this fact, but for some reason the author while making fun of someone for a homonym... makes his own homonymic error. Oh the irony.

"Compairison" is used mainly by large headed poorly endowed males found along the eastcoast of the US.

Usually said male will own or attempt to own 2-3 vehicles all equipped with at least 1 power added.

At any given time, only 1 of the said vehicles will work properly.
"Now doing a compairison, a "well set up domestic", assuming for this example is a LSx based motor, in a 3600lb car, can make make a crap load of power early in the power band, and take it all the way through to fuel cut, shift and have the power there all over again, through each gear."
by DemDare October 11, 2007
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campaign promise

Making a promise you never really intend to keep.
If you will have dinner with me I will be a total gentleman the entire time. Campaign promise
by roadkill1 July 22, 2010
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