College Napps

The natural act of college bound high school senior falling asleep upon starting to fill out College Applications.
Joe: "The last thing I remembered was opening the common app page, and then I woke up on the floor in a pool of my own drool."
Gabriel: "Typical College Napps!"
by Bassophile September 04, 2011
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College Wanker

Someone who returns to their home town and thinks he's better than other school as he's at College.
Dave: What's up with that guy, he used to be ok.
Bob: He just a College Wanker now.
Dave: That explains his sweater sleeves tied around his neck.
by BM82 January 10, 2015
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Unity College

A noun-a common nickname given to loose cunts that do not give a fuck about what anyone thinks and are only concerned about if the eski is full. Also know to get cut off of the cheapest piss avalible such as little fat lambs. They also don't mind a decent yarn.
"Oi that blokes lit as fuck, he must be a Unity College kid"

"Dude I'm hitting the little fat lambs as if I'm from Unity College"
by Billa27 July 31, 2018
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sirius college

person 1: i go to sirius college
person 2: ohhh isnt that a wog festival :/
by siriuslover11 February 08, 2017
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Monmouth College

A small college in western Illinois. Smells like shit 90% of the time, and the women only like football hick boys. Parties are dry as fuck! And so is the bar scene!
"What’s that smell?"
"Either the football team is practicing, or you are just at Monmouth college."
by Nun But facts September 29, 2022
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College Syndrome

When someone goes to college; is fed nonstop acceptance nonsense (usually in Canadian & American Colleges & Universities), so they become extremely fat, gingerbread, entitled & woke.
Ruins their personality & ends up making them unlikable.
Jeez she got fat, really showing that college syndrome.
He doesn't want to accept his gender, not sure if it's mental issues or just college syndrome.
by FLIPPER4440 July 26, 2023
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northbrook college

The collection point for the worst Worthing has to offer, home to many world renown qualifications such as Level 1 Bricklaying and Level 1 hair and beauty.

Commonly referred to as a zoo - This is in fact incorrect, Zoo's have some sort of intelligent life in them.
'You see those chavs over there?'
'Yeah?'
'I bet you they do a level 1 BTEC at northbrook college'
by upanddownbutnotsideways March 20, 2018
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