Coffee Cup

A slang term on the streets for a females vagina.

Dude, check it out. that girls coffee cup is so visible right now.

by BlackKidd August 10, 2008

Coffee with a friend

What you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend when you are going to meet your secret lover.

Girlfriend - "Where are you going?""

Boyfriend - "I'm going to have coffee with a friend."

Girlfriend - "Okay, have fun."

by JGR llll September 27, 2008

Coffee ninja

(n) One who secretly steals the first cup of coffee from a fresh pot, even though he wasn't the one who made it, thereby circumventing the "first dibs" rule granted to he who made said pot of coffee.

Damn coffee ninja! I just made that pot and I was really looking forward to having the first cup!

by Handsom Rob aka Big Poppa April 10, 2010

choppy coffee

Choppy Coffee is a drug that you chop up and snort. Such as coke, meth, or anything else you can get your paws on to get that razor blade out and line em up. Plan for prolonged hours of daylight and interupted sleeping habits, but a damn good time!

I got some great Choppy Coffee last night and threw a huge Bender Party at my house! I've been up for f-ing 2 days and still raging on!

by Prozic December 13, 2005

coffee badging

Since hybrid workers are being asked to return to work, this is a new trend which consists of going into the office building for the morning coffee, "badging in" for the day, and then going home to work for the remainder of the day.

I get so distracted at work, I might have to start coffee badging to meet my at-work quota.

by LateToThe Party October 6, 2023

Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.

Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 6, 2019

coffee digger

It's like a gold digger, only with coffee!

So I met someone online who seemed friendly enough to not be a creepy 45 year old man

After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.

Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes

by The Lorde of Onyan Rangs June 24, 2016