Dog Chop

When you or something else has breath that smells like an open sewer.

Oi Luv, get that dog chop away from me

That bloke has severe dog chop

by stuey_boy February 6, 2009

Crimson Chops

Crimson Chops is someone who goes down on a lady who is clearly on her period.
Licking out a bloody gash, and returning up with crimson chops, claret all over his face.

That Spuddy Juddy ate her out and ended up with Crimson Chops.

by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018

chopping a mix

Aussie slang for breaking up and or grinding marijuana.

"Hey man what you up to"
"Just chopping a mix so I can get stoned"

by starmazer July 15, 2016

Chop House

A House of students or young people where alcoholic drinks are 'chopped' i.e. consumed heavily and quickly.

Mate I went to visit Sam's place last night... absolute chop house!

by Bristoboyo September 16, 2020

charity chop

To chop (fornicate...have sex with) a marginal chick.

Dude #1: Man that girl that you banged last night was nasty!
Dude #2: Oh, I decided that I'd give her a gift and charity chop her. Even the ugly ones deserve some cake.

by MikeWW January 7, 2004

Zip Chop

When you cut your dick on your zipper. Often comes with dryhumping.

Damn man I was going to town on that girl and got zip chopped

by The Improbable Viking November 21, 2010

slop-chop

A blowjob,fellatio. More exactly a sloppy blowjob. Named because your chops (mouth/chin) get sloppy with saliva.

I was feeling her up and next thing I know the chick whips it out and makes with the slop-chop.

by Pervo McPervy July 29, 2006