chip enabled

People that have no problem draining your wallet, funds or money. Someone who's a user or a taker. Hoover, leech, Bogart

Bro, that girl I went out with last night tried to get every last cent I have. She's chip enabled!

by Vonburnt9 March 13, 2018

chip baby

A euphemism for fat.

Kevin: Wow, Gareth has quite the chip baby due.
Rach: Yes, though I think yours is further along.

by Sister Kevin September 15, 2013

chip terror

When your munching on some chips and you can't stop-for anything

My girl called and I answered but I was on a chip terror with some nacho cheese flavored doritos so I crunched and mumbled into the phone

by doctorjosh March 13, 2010

Molly/Chip

Molly is Kevin the Carrot's #1 fan. She is amazingly smart and dazzles you with all of her jewelry. She has two names none she prefers. She is openly gay with all her rainbow accessories.

Molly/Chip is the best, smartest, and funniest watermelon alive.
Molly/Chip is not a Jon or Brenda.

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com February 28, 2022

Ate the chips

To make a significant error.

A saying derived from poor decision making. I.e choosing to eat the chips on a meal first and thus being too full to eat the main and most delicious part of the meal.

Similar phrases: Screwed the pooch. Fucked up.

Oh man, you really ate the chips on that one.

by Tinakris September 18, 2018

dick and chips

that thing where you run out of lube then have to use olive oil, leading to a pronounced hot oily funk in the bedroom reminiscent of fish and chips

Stu: Nah i don't have any lube
Melissa: we can use olive oil
Stu: OK
after....
Stu: Wow smells like fish and chips in here
Melissa: Dick and chips!
Stu and Melissa: ha ha ha ha ha

Also available in NZ english: Duck n Chups

by skankpuss September 5, 2020

Dock Chip

The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.

Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"

Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"

Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"

by Suzdogg May 1, 2008