man child

A man by age but a child in mentality and actions. Usually an inability to get over the "frat boy" or "party boy" phase. Can't have fun without a beer; oftentimes brews his own beer. Still relate to women as sex objects (even in they're married) and are emotionally undeveloped (e.g., fight for their rights mentality even if there is nothing worth fighting; rarely takes responsibility for own failings). A general irritant to women and men that have matured.

Facebooking about brewing beer and gross bodily functions is typical of a man child.

by Agulowok February 20, 2010

children of the corn

1. A horror movie about children that come from corn kernels that kill people.
2. The Amish.

1. Let's go watch Children of the Corn Urban Harvest!
2. These people are not right...they're like...children of the corn or something!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

children of bodom

Children of Bodom are a black/power metal band hailing from the lovely country of Finland. Like many other good European Metal bands, they suffer from a fanbase that consists of a bunch of elitist smacktards that spend the majority of their time on internet forums disrespecting metal bands that have melodic tendencies. As good as Children of Bodom are, their fanbase is about as retarded as a heaving orgy of Slipknot, Tool, and Trivium fans sweatily licking the hair grease off Max Cavelera's dreadlocks.

"(Insert popular melodic thrash/metal band here) is a bunch of whiney emo-kids."

"No, that's a Children Of Bodom-ism, and you are an elitist prick. You should take a listen to Hawthorne Heights if you want whiney emo-kids."

by Eekz the Kat. November 8, 2006

childfree for now

A sub-group of the Child-Free group that have actively chosen to wait to have children, until they are mentally, emotionally, financially stable and/or have found their purpose within society that is not exclusive to pro-creating and does not mock, make fun, taunt or demean the original Child-Free communities' lifestyle choice to never have, desire, or partake in any child-related interests.

And not to be confused with a fence-sitters that aren't 100% Child-free or Child-free for now or someone that is childless, CFFNer's have made a choice to wait to have children until their lives have improved or found themselves, they have not tried to concieve of any offspring during this time.

"I'm childfree for now because I'm waiting to pay off my bills then go to college."

by Spirited_Muse May 11, 2008

child pleez

Used by the great Chad Ochocinco, it is mostly used in the terms

-fuck off
-fuck you

Man, Child Pleez

by deathfingers September 26, 2009

child lover

The politcaly correct way to refer to pedosexuals. Pedophiles often refer to them selves as child lovers.
other politicaly correct terms are, Girl lover, and Boy love. also see child love

Bob, a child lover, had a crush from afar for the 10 year old girl.

by the silent tortoise January 10, 2006

immaculate child

when you have all the symptoms of pregnancy but you are actually NOT pregnant; you are just taking birth control pills. Includes: morning sickness, insane cravings, nausea, back pain, soreness, larger breasts, etc.

Miss Pimp Muffin: "Damn man I'm hungry fo some biscuits, orange soda, and hot dog buns. But I feel mad nauseous. Plus mah boobs hurt."
Twinkie: "OoOo gurl you got knocked up didnt ya?"
Miss Pimp Muffin: "Naw gurl is mah immaculate child."

by miss pimp muffin January 7, 2005