The Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.

Requires 5 crackers in one minute.

Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.

by Asianglows friend March 16, 2009

Dictionarally Challenged

A politically correct term for a person who can't make the simple distinction between common English words, such as There/Their/They're and To/Too, and suffers the chronic inability to use them properly.

People afflicted with this disease often cannot be troubled to open a dictionary or get around to actually completing the second grade.

See also: Paris Hilton Retarded

Concerned Parents: Ms. Principal, why did little George W. fail the 2nd grade spelling test - is our son retarded?
Principal: Ma'am, we prefer the term Dictionarally Challenged...and yes, he's a 'tard.

Job Applicant: Weight, your telling me your not hiring me because I live in that they're trailer?
Manager: No, I'm not hiring you because you're a dumb ass.

by mikeyfire March 31, 2010

most extreme elimination challenge

A hillarious show produced and displayed on Spike TV where japanese people take part in ridiculous physical challenges where they are most likely seriously injured or killed. Formerly known as "Takeshi's Castle" in Japan, until it met an untimely demise. Then America stole it and horribly dubbed it with hillarious sayings, phrases, and names. Currently hosted by Kenny Blakenship and Vic Romano, with commentary by Guy LeDouche, and contestant-help by Captain Tenneal, Also frequented by Bobaganooshes, and workers from minor industries.

Basically the best damned show currently on Spike TV.

See MXC

*Girl gets smacked in the face with a Soccer Ball and is knocked unconscious for 4 hours."

Kenny: I see the problem here Vic, she tried to catch the ball with her forehead!

Vic: Right you are Ken!

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004

[chaliceworshiper]

Desperate idiot striving to impress female teenagers in particular with his apparent mastery of words which are nothing else than metaphors expressing his uncontrollable urge to get laid (most probably for the first time in his life)

That fuckin' chaliceworshiper will get his head crushed for deflowering my 15-year-old beloved girl; I gotta let the other dads know.

by iwilleatyourfuckin'kids May 21, 2006

Challah!

The Jewish version of Holler!

Mike: "I got us front row tickets to the Fiddler on the Roof!"

Ian: "Challah!"

by icwish July 18, 2010

Inertially challenged

Politically correct way to say "fat"

There's no way she'll get her inertially challenged ass into those jeans.

by qwertyasdf August 4, 2006

Big Hunk Challenge

The big hunk challenge is when a person is given a Big Hunk Candy Bar, and are then sexed in the poop-chute until the big hunk bar is consumed in it's entirety.

Tim received a t-shirt that read "I survived the Big Hunk Challenge" after he survived "The Big Hunk Challenge".

by Big Slapper May 25, 2010